anus

anus
1. (anus) (2187↑, 402↓)
A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the insertion of oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, broomsticks, fingers, penises, etc. are allowed entrance into this sacred area. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area. The anus is also known as the asshole, butthole, chocolate starfish, brown eyed willy and has many other slang terms for it.

\<mndfreeze\> mmmmm, anus is teh good\! Last night i was having sexual relations with my girlfriend, and i proceeded to insert my finger into her anus.

2. (anus) (890↑, 379↓)
Pooper.

Oh My GOD\! What is that man doing to his anus?\!

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3. (anus) (572↑, 206↓)
1. The rectal opening 2. Polite synonym for asshole
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4. (anus) (394↑, 258↓)
Also known as "the [brown eye]", the anus is a hole that deposits fecal matter, and also can be used to insert certain objects into your [rectum], such as a [penis].

Homosexuals love the anus.

5. (anus) (307↑, 193↓)
A.N.U.S.- The American Nihilist Underground Society... This's true)And you can visit their site:)

(I)-Let's visit www.anus.com:))) (friend)-No way\! Better whorepresents.com\!

6. (anus) (148↑, 73↓)
The anus, or 'mahogany knot' is a part of the body controlled by a sphincter muscle. It has three primary functions. The same rules apply for animals. Including \#2 in some parts of the world. 1) To expel waste matter (feces, dogs eggs) from the body. 2) To provide an alternative orifice on a lady/animal for penis insertion. Or as the main orifice for men. 3) To be used as an insult

"John, you is anus."

7. (anus) (65↑, 35↓)
\!. A hole where doo doo exits the body. 2. A home for the adventurous penis. 3. My favorite body part\!

1. Hey man, nice anus you got there\! 2. Yo mama's anus is so big you could fit a mellon up it\! 3. Gee mom, I wish my anus was as big as yours\!

8. (anus) (37↑, 9↓)
bung hole, butt hole and booty hole, where poodie comes out and sometimes a few things go in\!

Doctor: why are you here Patient: because my anus itches and has grapes inside Doctor: those are not grapes they are hemroids

9. (anus) (149↑, 126↓)
An affectionate way to call someone an idiot/loser.

Jenna and Joe were best friends. Joe slipped on a grape. "You're an anus," Jenna said.

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10. (Anus) (25↑, 16↓)
Wrinkle Star An opening in male or female's body which objects such as Cock's or finger's may be placed to keep warm or for pleasure.

Dude 1- " Man would I like to fuck that bitches wrinkle star/ anus." Dude 2- " And how."

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11. (Anus) (19↑, 13↓)
- n. | Referring to the an organ of a person, in which means of waste is removed. - n. | Any person that is considered a waste of breath, food, or love from society.

Wow, Mr. Smith... I had no clue how much of an \<ANUS\> you were. SEE: douche

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12. (Anus) (19↑, 13↓)
The ring shaped area, located between the two buttock cheeks at the lower rear end of the torso. Can be used in abusive content to describe someone as an anoying individual to try to undermine and make them severely insecure. [Ring, bum hole, homo-entry hole]

1. I have a slightly ruptured anus 2. George, you are a total Anus head 3. My anus seems to be leeking gravy

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13. (anus) (18↑, 13↓)
From whence a [turd] is born.

You have an unusually small anus.

14. (anus) (7↑, 3↓)
A special area the stimulation of which women must, for unknowable reasons, pretend they don't enjoy until, after months of gentle rubbing they allow ever-increasing amounts of penetration.

He rubbed my anus with his thumb every time he ate me out, and I just got sick of pretending it wasn't the best feeling I'd ever experienced, so I let him fuck my anus. I never met the guy before, and he licked my anus. Hey girls let's all get together and dildo each others' anuses, and never tell men the truth about our secret anal dildo parties that all women attend religiously.

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15. (Anus) (3↑, 0↓)
A game of the same name to be played by two or more players in a library, funeral, or any other location where it is generally frowned upon to make noise. The game begins with one person saying "Anus," and then the next person says it again, but slightly louder. The game progresses as such with increasingly loud outbursts, and before long the word is being shouted at full blast. A winner is declared by mutual agreement when it is clear the last Anus can't be bested.

"Hey Jason" (said in chemistry class) "care for a friendly game of Anus?" Sal got booted from the library for playing Anus again.

16. (Anus) (1↑, 0↓)
a nicer way of calling someone an ass

Damn it Megan\! Your such an anus. Mom\!\! Stop yelling at me, your such an anus\!

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17. (Anus) (4↑, 3↓)
Entrance hole for gays. A guy's closest thing to a [vagina]. A place that can only be explored using long thin objects. see [buttplug] and [dildo].

gay: hey dude, wanna come over and explore my anus tonight? straight dude: ew no thanks I'm banging with my bird tonight. Brett put his [dick] in Kent's anus, much to his annoyance.

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18. (anus) (12↑, 12↓)
ass hole

we all have anuses (hope fully) and they all stink

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19. (Anus) (11↑, 13↓)
A spanish (Spain) liquor that is not classified as a vodka, whiskey, etc. It's own type of drank.

"Sir, what kind of alcolhol is this?" -"Well... you'll be really hungover tomorrow." "ANUS\!"

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20. (anus) (15↑, 20↓)
the posterior end of the digestive track.

WOW she has such a big anus\!\!\! i think i will invent a new type of pressure spot with her\!\!

21. (anus) (68↑, 77↓)
Anus can be exchanged for hip, cool, groovy, rockin, super, great, superb, funky, hot, gold, perfect, awesome. It means good things.

Turbo, "yo Hammer, that car is sweet" Hammer "Yeah Turbo, its totally anus\!"

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22. (anus) (5↑, 15↓)
Can be referred to as: Your ass Your buttox Your glutious maximus Your ass Your butt Your stank producer Your lower parts (other one buddy) or, your ass.

Richard: "That bitch was taking it hard up the anus." Dick: "Ha ha\! You said anus\!\!\!"

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23. (anus) (7↑, 19↓)
A. An imaginitive and quite hilarious word to denote negativity, in anything. B. Can also be used as offensive term.

A. I have to wash up, how anus is that?/Her new purse is totally anus/That is the most anus hairstyle ever... B. Shutup you actual anus.

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24. (anus) (3↑, 16↓)
scientifical definition of an ass hole ; plain and simple

veronica: "jamal, your such an anus.... " teacher: "we will not have that type name callin in my classroom\!" veronica: "too bad this is science\! i was only using the word you taught us\!" teacher: well, i taught it to you, but not to be used in that matter\!" veronica: "ahh, just go get fertilized" *conversation came to an end when teacher decided to write me up(:

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25. (anus) (8↑, 21↓)
A term used to describe something awesome.

Wow I just won the world lotto, that is totally anus\!

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26. (anus) (11↑, 25↓)
something to bleed from

my anus\!is bleeding\! (search it on google videos)

27. (anus) (32↑, 46↓)
that special little hole

my anus is a special little hole

28. (anus) (4↑, 20↓)
a GIGANTIC hole in a hill.

That “anus” is huge\!

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29. (ANUS) (59↑, 76↓)
THE HOLE IN UR ASS that shit comes out of

I GOT FUCKED IN THE ANUS after i cummed in my mouth

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30. (anus) (12↑, 32↓)
A.N.U.S. A Nuisance Upon Society An alternative and much more suitable term for an A.S.B.O.

There's that little prick with an anus. No mate, he's got two now\!\!

31. (Anus) (10↑, 54↓)
It where you poop shit out of. Hurts somtimes other times it doesn't... MAKE SURE THERE ISN'T BLOOD IN YOUR POoP\!

Well, Somebody said Wow You don't know the defination for anus. And it was like Yes i do... It's where woman urnate at.. But then i looked at urban dictionary and found the real def... Btw, woman pee out of there [vagina].

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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